Parenting Advice: Top drawer no-no's

Don't leave any form of cream, lotion, Vaseline in your child's top dresser drawer. Even if it is hidden under diapers and you think they won't find it, their mess-making boy radar will locate that stuff and encourage them to squirt it all over their carpet, bed, wall, and brother. Keep in mind this will take place during the 3 minutes it took you to change a load of laundry.